I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.



Rest in Peace, Sir Richard Attenborough (1923–2014)

Oh, no.  Rest in Peace, sir.  You will be missed.

(Source: elsakingdom)

I was tagged by the lovely chaoticallyprecise

Rules: in a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard - they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list.

1. The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
2. Good Omens by Neil Gaimen
3. All the Kings Men by Robert Penn Warren
4. Middlesex by Jeffery Eugenides
5. Little House in the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder
6. Goodbye, Vietnam by Gloria Whelan
7. The Doom Stone by Paul Zander
8. Hawksong by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
9. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
10. Repossessed by A. M. Jenkins

I’m going to tag captain-barrowman theonetubby rubbertoebehe beatboxfox vampiresupersnatch bazookakitty that-tall-weirdo lifechameleon ayamehehe anotherwordforinevitable



Real homies don’t snitch on eachother 

Vine by nick mastodon


*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

My dad is actually letting me get a blue tongue skink in a couple months and I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT


Couple Married 61 Years Ago Takes “Up” Inspired Anniversary Photos via




Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.

Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.

As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.

The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.

‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.

But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.

‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.

Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.

holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses

they are my heroes


"Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"

that is amazing

theonetubby asked:
1-150 please

Oh my goodness Toby

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?


2. Are you outgoing or shy?


3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?


4. Are you easy to get along with?

I think so

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

I hope so

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Nice, funny, smart, easy to talk to

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?


8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?


9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?


10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Uh, my therapist

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?


12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

there’s a few songs on the radio right now that I really like but I can’t for the life of me remember what they are called

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yes I do

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

No, not really

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I went to SDCC and had a wonderful time

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?


17. Do you think there is life on other planets?


18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Not at all

19. Do you like bubble baths?


20. Do you like your neighbors?

I live in a house on the corner, so I like the people on the right side of us, and I hate the people on the left side of us because they are awful. I think the guy across from our front door is super creepy, but the guy across from our garage door is super nice. 

21. What are you bad habits?

Constantly worrying, cracking my knuckles, and chewing on my lips.

22. Where would you like to travel?

I would really like to go to Scotland and back to Canada.

23. Do you have trust issues?

I don’t think so. I find trusting people very easy.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Brushing my teeth

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My stomach

26. What do you do when you wake up?

I lay in bed for as long as I can while looking at my phone

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

I actually like where it is night now

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

You, Robert, and my sister

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Yep, and I couldn’t care less.

30. Do you ever want to get married?


31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?


32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

I don’t really like the idea of a threesome, it just isn’t my thing, but I once had a dream that I had a threesome with Jensen Ackles and Billie Piper

33. Spell your name with your chin.

mnxkenxzow     yeah that’s right

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

I used to play softball, and I miss it a lot

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

…I think TV

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Of course

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I don’t. I just let it be awkward until someone else says something

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Super nice and funny, taller than me, passionate about something, good with children, fun to be around, creative, likes to do things

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Torrid, Bath and Body Works, Target… I don’t really like shopping

40. What do you want to do after high school?


41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Depending on the situation

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

That I’m being fucking quiet because there usually isn’t a reason

43. Do you smile at strangers?


44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Neither please

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

The fact that I have to go to work

46. What are you paranoid about?

Too fucking much

47. Have you ever been high?

I have and I don’t really like it

48. Have you ever been drunk?

I have

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?


50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

It was a gray one that I got from my high school softball team

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

I haven’t ever wished I was someone else, but I’ve definitely wished that I could change things about myself

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I wish that I could change how I react to certain things that happen in my life 

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Urban Decay is what I use the most at the moment but I like a lot of make up brands

54. Favourite store?

Target I guess

55. Favourite blog?

I’m not sure right now

56. Favourite colour?


57. Favourite food? 

Right now I really like sushi

58. Last thing you ate?


59. First thing you ate this morning?


60. Ever won a competition? For what?

I won a softball tournament and I’ve won cooking things

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

For faking grades on my report card because I was afraid of my parents I was suspended for two days. I am very much not proud of that.

62. Been arrested? For what?

For being an accomplice in a shoplifting incident

63. Ever been in love? 


64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

It’s so boring I’m not going to even bother

65. Are you hungry right now?


66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

My tumblr friends are my real friends

67. Facebook or Twitter?


68. Twitter or Tumblr?


69. Are you watching tv right now?

Yes, baseball game

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

Robert, Toby, Jason

71. Craving something? What?

Not at the moment because I just ate

72. What colour are your towels?

White unfortunately 

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

There are 4 pillows on my bed

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?


74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Maybe ten now, but I recently had about 500

75. Favourite animal?

Cats, turtles, owls, alligators, snakes, lemurs, dogs, etc. I really like animals

76. What colour is your underwear?

Black right now

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?


78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Green tea

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?


80. What colour pants?


81. Favourite tv show?

Parks and rec, bobs burgers, archer, spn, teen wolf

82. Favourite movie?

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls because I haven’t seen the 21 Jump Street movie

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?


86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?


87. First person you talked to today?

My dad

88. Last person you talked to today?

Well it’s only 2 in the afternoon

89. Name a person you hate?

I don’t really hate anyone

90. Name a person you love?


91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?


92. In a fight with someone?


93. How many sweatpants do you have?

4 one from each year of high school softball

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Like 8

95. Last movie you watched?

I can’t even remember to be honest

96. Favourite actress?

Emily Blunt. That’s probably not true but it’s the only one I can think of right now

97. Favourite actor?

Misha Collins

98. Do you tan a lot?

Not at all

99. Have any pets?

I have 2 cats and 1 dog and I will soon have a lizard which is very exciting

100. How are you feeling?

At this moment I feel good 

101. Do you type fast?

About average speed

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Oh lots

103. Can you spell well?

No I can’t function without spell check and auto correct 

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

I do 

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?


106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Yes I felt really bad but it was for the best

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yes it was a lot of fun

108. What should you be doing?


109. Is something irritating you right now?


110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

I don’t think that’s a good thing

111. Do you have trust issues?

Again, no.

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My sister

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Mc, Kenzie

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?


115. Do you play the Wii?

I don’t have one, but my grandparents do and I play it occasionally

116. Are you listening to music right now?


117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?


118. Do you like Chinese food?


119. Favourite book?

120. Are you afraid of the dark?


121. Are you mean?


122. Is cheating ever okay?

Absolutely not

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Not at all

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Eh, I don’t think so

125. Do you believe in true love?


126. Are you currently bored?


127. What makes you happy?

My friends, tv, books, harry potter world, disney, the zoo, aquarium, movies, animals, doing things I guess

128. Would you change your name?

No I love my name

129. What your zodiac sign?


130. Do you like subway?

Not really 

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?


132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Why are we repeating questions

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

I don’t have a clue

134. Can you count to one million?

I’ve never tired I’m assuming I can but I’m not going to waste the time it takes to do it

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

"I can’t go because my mom is sleeping"

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?


137. How tall are you?

5ft 3in

138. Curly or Straight hair?

My preference or what I have? I have curly hair and I like it, but I like when people have straight hair I guess. Idk I don’t really care

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Again, don’t really care

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter even though I can’t handle the cold very well

141. Night or Day?


142. Favourite month?


143. Are you a vegetarian?


144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?


145. Tea or Coffee?


146. Was today a good day?

So far yeah

147. Mars or Snickers?


148. What’s your favourite quote?

"If you’re going through hell, keep going."

149. Do you believe in ghosts?


150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 

"thievery, but everything looked in order."


Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.


waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep



i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys dont like girls with  short hair” thats like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i dont like tomatoes”


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